This game COULD have been a riot, but in the end, it's just another "You are a college freshman" game.
It's true that you aren't in college, and certainly not a freshman, but those are incidental points that are irrelevant.
What IS relevant is that, once again, you spend your time just standing around waiting for the next random chick to tell you what to do, where to go, how to act, what to say, and blah, blah, blah.
And, as for being a vampire, big f*ck*ng deal!!! I have yet to feed on more than one person, and that only happened because she told me to. When it comes to my extraordinary powers, they are just turning out to be scripted McGuffins that bail the writer out of a mess that they can't figure out otherwise.
I did drink from Zoey as well, but it was a story point, and by the time we got that far, I disliked her enough that I would have rather caved in her skull with a rock than spend another second with her.
I simply don't care that she was abused by someone sometime someplace. She has already demonstrated that she would knowingly sacrifice my character as long as she remains safe.
And all I could think was: If I'm the vampire in this situation, I would steal a car, drive 1500 miles away, and leave that entire bullsh*t political quagmire behind.
But, NO, my character is a simp, and unable to think or act even remotely for his own wellbeing; so he must stick close to the women that keep him on a leash.
So blah, blah, blah he will get used and abused by the women around him; blah, blah, blah he will face dangerous and deadly traps; blah, blah, blah there will ALWAYS be a McGuffin to get him out of trouble; blah, blah, blah he will have some sex scenes when the random women deign to allow him, blah, blah, blah and it will all work out in the end.
All because giving a man even the slightest amount of backbone is far to "toxic" for the 21st century. Even if that man IS a fictional cartoon character.
I'm not nearly bored, stoned, drunk, or stupid enough to waste my time with those types of stories.