It has a lot of spanish (from Spain) slang, so it would lose some of the fun of it. It'd be easy to translate it, but it wouldn't be that fun.
I don't speak English. I'm sorry, please forgive me. It's just as @DamaLitio says. It's an oracle with an ironic intention that collects expressions of indecision in Spanish (from Spain), idiomatic phrases that don't have an exact translation into English, and that, in any case, would lose their charm if translated. Thank you very much for your interest in this little project.