Hello internet welcome to malware theory first theory
1) I think that elves know some secret shit connected to the world because they have better technology then us and the rest of the "realm" is like it was in 1600s never seen a tube sucking in two people to a secret lab like some mark Rober video
2) I think Maeve can actually teleport to different realms or just can read stuff from other universes but we've seen the mc get teleported and movie knows what a male already is without the mc
3) I think that Maeve was a past student of the h.m academy and she learned really well and she got teleported from earth to this world since she knows what a man is and only her close friends know from spreading it like Celine and Elizabeth (this is a continuation of the 2nd one but the more probable one I guess?)
4) I dunno burger break?
5) Celine is best
6) just wanna make it to ten
7) this is the only sense of joy I get from this unforgiving earth
8) I do not have much proof for this theory but at some point I think another male will be in the game ? Disguising? Like a ladyboy from Thailand and he could be a powerful wizard since only strong sorcerers can disguise themselves as women? What if Arthur wasn't the only male one who could do magic
9) the size of Arthur's banana (not his joystick) Arthur's banana is roughly the size of his pp since Arthur is about 5.11 and his legs size is about 3.7 looking at his size having about 4 or 5 of em stacked together 7-9 inches lets say for balance 8 inches since the banana is bent it is two inches smaller then Arthur's pp so 6 inch banana which is very big for one
10) im not sane I researched to measure Arthur's banana he rose up with his wand