**Wife**: Abbey Cowen.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Melissa Fumero.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
**Prostitute**: Nicole Scherzinger. Bondage and Femdom.
**Dance Partner**: Emily Osment.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Willa Holland. Lapdance, Cowgirl and Anal.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Christina Hendricks. Had fast, rough sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Emmy Rossum.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Christina Hendricks in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Salma Hayek.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Francesca Capaldi.
**Gardener**: Emilia Clarke.
**Reese Witherspoon's New Job**: Entertainer.