Gotta say, I'm torn as to what I'd want my fate to be if I was in that situation.
Zander's assistant is particularly tempting, but I'd like to keep my independence.
The hot tub and jello shots are also tempting, but I'd like to keep my mind as is.
Sharing a form with Neil would be fun, but I'd prefer to be able to continue my hobbies.
Which brings us to the only acceptable fate for me. Joining the nagas in the kitchen!