In the past I have done some things I regret, likewise so has Mr Krabs. Overdosed on ketamine, evaded taxes, the list goes on. However, Mr Krabs isn't paying a kings ransom to my bitch ex wife (Kate), who mind you absolutely reeks of cat piss and hasn't committed a single penny towards my children. This game helps to distract me from my truly unfortunate circumstances.
Thank you AbsoluteTreat, I no longer have to waste money and time on therapy, which instead I use the savings to supply my child support.