**Wife**: Emily Browning.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Charlize Theron.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Lily James.
**Prostitute**: Emily Ratajkowski. Creampie and Anal.
**Dance Partner**: Rosie Huntington Whiteley.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Jordana Brewster. Blowjob, Carrying and Cowgirl.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Christina Hendricks. Had fast, rough sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Eva Green.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Christina Hendricks in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Rihanna.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Bar Refaeli.
**Gardener**: Emilia Clarke.
**Reese Witherspoon's New Job**: Nurse.