This was somehow unexpectedly funny. The concept itself was funny own its own, but the dialogue? The ending titles? Lol what a pleasant rib-tickler. I didn't expect it to be funny, just a really awkward "How did we get here, and how do I stop be involved" type scenario. Somehow, the dev made it the best of both worlds. Well done!
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"Snitches Get Stockholm Syndrome" and "Get Bonked Idiot"
Wooooooooooooow xD The way that I fell out