this game is my entire life, my reason for being. I never knew I had a dearth if goopy golfing sims in my life until goopy golf, akin to the return of the masiah, came into my life. I realize now my life was devoid of any happiness until this game graced me with its glorious presence. Goopy golf has not only resurrected my dead dog but also brought my parents back from divorce and ended conflict in the middle east. Goopy golf is my life, my soul, my love
-Goopy Golf WR holder 10/31/2023
current WR- 3:55.82 any % to be improved