You made me remember the first times I tried games in English, many, MANY years ago... knowing little or no English, it was sometimes funny, sometimes nightmarish (and sometimes useful in retrospect).
I made hilarious mistakes trying to guess words (who had TIME to look every term in a paper dictionary?) and falling for "false friends" against Italian words, e.g. I thought "alignment" was something related to food, my good guy was "male" so I thought he was "evil", not to mention gotta/gout and gonna/skirt confusion...