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Well, sir, delectable, intellectual peer, the fuck that this so-called "shit" is, is a fine "Shoot 'Em Up!" TOILET game in which you play as a curvy, modern latrine with a large bust and an amazing abundance in the area around the femur. The game begins with a few warnings and recommends that you get a free mini toilet companion. It does nothing, nor does it contribute to the plot, however, it makes the game 100x better. I took it with, and can not confirm that it changes the experience, however I do still recommend that you accept the cute little guy. When the actual game starts, this fine femme is sitting in her delightful, pleasant office when she gets a sudden call from a distraught citizen who abruptly claims that there is a group of kindred, allied Satanists/cultists that are performing unauthorized Satanist/cultist acts in their general area. The fine toilette hangs up and goes to the house, where she finds many monsters and obstacles to get through. The first boss is presumably a doll with no bottom half and can only be hit when it is not in its ethereal, or blurry, form. You must memorize its pattern to get past and kill it. Once the battle is concluded, the femme toilet goes through more obstacles, until she gets to the next boss, which is a cadaver consisting of only bones with a balloon with a smiley face for the head. There is a second carcass with an inflatable head, however this one has a frowning face. Your goal is to not hit the sulking skeleton, but rather the blithe, buoyant one instead. If you do hit the depressed one, however, you get health taken off, so you must be fettle before you mindlessly start spamming the "Z" key, or attack button. After more obstacles, you are met with a third opponent. This opponent goes about marring the main character that we control, Toiletisia, by causing a bright red flash to obscure our view of the screen for a split second before giving us about two seconds to get off of one of the two levels in which this one-hit fire attack can put the femme toilette, Toiletisia, to death. Once you have eventually defeated this boss, you can go on to even more hindrances and grotesqueries until you get to a save point and a set of stairs. You can climb this flight of steps by pressing the "⬆" and "➡" arrow keys one after the other. This leads you to your final destination in which you will find another femme, this time a demoness. This Not Safe For Work, or NSFW for short, demoness is also very curvy, more so than our lead, and has more curves than the Deals Gap at the North Carolina and Tennessee border. This is a trial and error type battle in which you must memorize the pattern in which the fireballs she shoots will land so that you can maneuver around them. If you hit her and avoid the fireballs strategically, you can eventually finish the game and get the ending credits. Plus, there is a secret ending in which the lead, Toiletisia, gets to hook up with the demoness and shop for toilet seat covers. The creator makes delectable games and they are all unique so I recommend that you check them out. Please tell me if I missed anything or if you would like a further detailed explanation. Thank you for your delightful question, I hope to talk to you again, fine fellow.