The description legalese is hilarious. And I like the potted plants' smaller price tag.
Soundtrack: Now that's a gnarly keyboard solo! -- very fitting, great job.
I thought the levels could be more varied, with increasing difficulty somehow as you descend (pathing, civilians, and/or revved-up baddies). Also I didn't understand the "taking damage" mechanic at first.
A nice-to-have would be him calmly leaving the premises once on the ground floor :)
Tightly-executed concept -- Great work!