Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"
Me: "I would love if there was a Clown Doll Witch that drags the main character under the bed and fuck him there making his bed shake around."
Operator: "holy shit"
Me: "make it happen"
Operator: "we have a squad car on the way to the hatchet residence"
Me: "have a great day"
Operator: "u too ;)"