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Please sir, just a drop of new Eerie content!

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Well, if you've been an evil little ghoul maybe Satan Claws will bring you more Eerie content for Halloween, holloworb. Maybe go slaughter some townies? Just don't go biting the heads off any bats, it's too presumptuous, ya dig? And besides, we need all the plague spreading scorch beasts we can get these days! Oh, and be sure to sing some version of "THIS IS HALLOWEEN!" whilst ya raise hell! But remember, don't blow up the internet or else it's bye-bye Eerie! Now here's Hellboy with a message of truth:

Hellboy-"Halloween, Halloween never changes."

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What?

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Sorry, I was high as hell after my cousin brought a loaf of medicannibis, dat shits da truth!

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Uhh this is concerning.

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Sorry, it's been a long week, we're veterans and we had to say goodbye to an old friend from the war.

My apologies, it never gets easier to say that long goodbye to a brother in arms who saved your life.

The weed... helps. But family works better. Combining both with good tunes and good movies? Best.

For everything else? There's Fapster cards. What's in your wallet? Like a good neighbor, Snake Charmer's there.

(Sorry, I'm STILL a wee bit high and drunk, and kind o' went off on a tangent, my bad. Good night, and pay me no mind. PEACE!)

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Where are you from?

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Northern Ireland originally, but I was orphaned, adopted, and raised in my Sweet Home Chicago back when my & my twin sis were babies.

And as for the obvious question you REALLY meant, we fought in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan. I just wish I could say it was truly worth it.

War, War Never Changes. But what about War Has Changed is that it really doesn't solve much of anything anymore, not in this millenia.

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just wondering if that was an intentional fallout reference or if you said that accidentally? lol also love the ozzy osbrorne joke too, about biting the heads off of bats. It's hilarious your like a living reference machine 

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Well, you know, I cum from that generation, me & sis are 70's babies, 80's kids, 90's teens, so we have most of the best material to work with.

And yes, it WAS intentional. Also, as far as I'm concerned, fuck the Lich King, OZZY is the one and only TRUE prince of Darkness since 1979!

Now then, could someone please hire The A Team hack to the game & add a Mohawk class already? I've been waiting for over a decade now!