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Okay, I'm on vacay with the fam and

1. I feel so nauseous.

2.  YOURE TELLING ME A ROOM WITH FIVE GIRLS IN IT, ALL OF WHICH LIKE TO WEAR MAKEUP, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM BROUGHT CONCEALER!

I HAVE A HUGE ASS THING ON MY CHIN AND LIKE OKAY BEAUTY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT MADE TO SHAME WOMEN WHO DONT MATCH SOCIETYS DUMB BEAUTY STANDARD FOR SIMPLY EXISTING BUT STILL I MEAN CMON NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT "hey, I should bring my concealer with me" LIKE WTF WHAT DO I DO NOW JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER LAYED ITS FUCKING EGGS INTO MY FUCKING CHIN

JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE I HAVE SOME BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE JUST LIVING ON MY FACE AND I JUST FUCKING LET IT

THAT THING IS A DEMON FROM HELL AND IT NEEDS TO DISSAPPEAR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND JUST LIKE SIT AROUND WITH MY FAMILY AND SHIT AND JUST BE LIKE "haha yeah and this other time like-" AND SHIT LIKE I DONT HAVE A HELL SPAWN MAKING MAKING ITS ENTIRE ASS HOUSE ON MY FUCKING CHIN

BITCH HAS FURNITURE AND EVERYTHING

SHE MIGHT AS WELL INVITE HER FRIENDS OVER WHILE SHES AT IT

BITCH I ALREADY LOOK LIKE I PUT THE ENTIRE THING OF BLUSHER ONTO MY FACE CAUSE OF MY SUNBURN IM NOT TRYNA LOOK LIKE NO FUCKING CLOWN

IM NOT TRYNA BE RUDOLPH THE RED CHINNED REINDEER

LIKE WTF DO U WANT ME TO FUCKING DO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

3. I hate the dress I'm wearing but I'm too lazy to find an outfit so ๐Ÿ™‚