FUCK · By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
Cuby: let's do a little meming *breaks open door and yells* CHICKEN PUSSY IS BEST PUSSY
(tc( I AM HERE
Cuby: oh fuck an actual chicken uhhhhh
well *undoing bib* you want this
Cuby: *nosebleed* uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
shhh
Cuby: u-uhhh okay
*hugging*
Cuby: *hugging*
go on then *spreads legs *
Phantom Balloon Boy: ahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
(s) I will fucking shove you down the vent
PBB: try me fuckhead
*pouring gasoline *
PBB: oh f-
yea that’s right
I might sleep
for real?
yea
WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED
(security Puppet: ... i hate this job
hmmmm I’m gonna go back in time to the pizzeria with toy Freddy in it maybe I’ll be accepted there
*time travels*
*walks in* helllloooo!... Wait where is everyone?
uhhh...
(If anyone’s listening this would be their que)
(somebody? Please?)
(aaaaand this is why I quit itch)
(say what I wasn’t seeing you in ma notifs sorry 😢)
(Tf) on stage*
(oh sorry)
(Sp: hello toy Freddy! Where is everyone else?
oh they’re getting repaired!
Sam: *sleeping*
Gabriel: *listening to music*
Asher: *running after bonnie for stealing his chocolate-*
GAH HAH MY CHOCOLATE SMALL BOY!
Asher: GRRR
*throws chocolate * AAAHHHAH
SORRY!
A: *grabs*
*stops*
Sam: gummy worms, with the lollipops, A U A H ~
Asher: *nosebleed*
Gabriel: 0-0
(bonnie) *yoinks a worm*
S: h- eh their free anyway
*momch*
A: hey sam tell me a joke
S: You
A: w-
(b) it’s true
A: ~n~
*hugs*
A: hmm
you ok?
How the fuck do I fuck a chicken
(c) lemme show you
(lol)
K
(c) *speads legs)
THEY ARE CHILDREN
Chris: *eating chicken nuggets*
Lolbit: Glitching “Wha, H-How did i-i get here?”
(night guard) *sitting*
L: “H-Hmm, another night g-guard eh? Hahaha!”
a ah! Oh gooood I knew I was gonna die
L: “Eh, at least you’re s-self aware, I’m too busy to k-kill you right now though! So u-uh, cya! Though I’d try harder next time”
h hey I’m friends with the others!
L: “‘Others’? Like Circus baby o-or Yenndo or or- B-Ballora?”
yea!
L: “Eh, hmm, are y-you eggs? in… D-Disguise!?”
n nope
(Purple Girl) I don't know-
L: “Aha! Uh, w-who are you.”
Purple Guy: IT’S BEEN SOO LONGGGG
Henry: SINCE LAST I’VE SEEN MY SON
Clara: LOST TO THIS MONSTER- X3
Liz, Mike, Chris: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRRR
MY JEALOUSY IS GOING TO START FLOWING OUT OF MY MOUTH
WHWYYWYWYWYWYWYWYW
stfu
nobody is replying to me here
why
I didn’t se notifications sorry
What wanna do
AAAAAAAAAA WHHYYY
PG: bc
*waiting*
PG: because,
Chris, Mike, Liz: GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH
pico Aaa
ah~
alright how wants a fucking
yes
Liz, Mike, Chris: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRR
Asher: SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE
Gabriel: I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG TO COVER
Sam: THE SANITY OF YOUR MOTHERR
I WISH I LIVED IN THE PRESENT
WITH THE GIFT OF MY MISTAKES
BUT THE FUTURE KEEPS LURING IN LIKE A PACK OF SNAKEEEESSSS
W B EFE D E
finally someone who knows the song 😎
I've been waiting so long for someone to sing that song lmao
Lol
that song is so good lol
ikr
Lmao
(Lucas): This place isn't actually that scary
uh oh the unstoppable three
misutos info
Occupation: Teenage Assasin 0v0
Quote: "die mother lover"
Crush?? : no one 😎
Weapons:
P-90
Grenade Launcher
Rocket Launcher
Gattling Gun
Axe
Scythe
Revolver
Knife
Katana
Nunchucks
Bomb
Explosive Walkie Talkie
Things he likes:
Murdering :>
Knives
Guns
Things he dislikes:
You
Yo-
(Lucas): This place isn't that scary
(nightmare Freddy) damn bro
Yeah I'm not really afraid of anything here except for- *sees chica* OH FUCKING GOD
(c) WHAT THE FICK!
AAAAA
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
NEVER SEEN A BIRD WITH TITS
YES I'VE NEVER GET ME OUT OF HERE *presses button in office and shuts door*
Damn
I GIVE FRREEE SEX
NO
*shuts other door by pressing the left button*
heh daammnnn you looking sexy ~
huh time to work on the night again
Amn that sound terrible
A: do it
fine *chugs down a whole gallon of oatmeal* OH GOD I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT
A: 7v7
THIS HAS GLUTEN IN IT DOESN'T IT
A: yea
ZRILDUDYYkdydkYDKDHKyodKyyDyDKyDsyKDYO
(c) JESUS
A A A A A auuauauURRQRQixgXGIQzLGIqILXGqILCqLFJgilq
*makes him vomit the oat meal out
EEECHIWChoqchoWo, Lfz zGIGI-
OH GOD I ALMOST CRAPPED MYSELF
*sees lump* I uh think you did
0-0
AAAAAAAAAAA
Asher: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you want me to clean yA?
EW NO-
*laighing*
so far this rp is looking like the fnaf video by hotdiggedydemon
I have been seeing all this in my head like this holy shit
see-
*sigh* this nightshift is boring
(foxy) *bangs into door *
huh?
AGH YARH
AH NAH
*closes door*
OI OPEN YOU TWAT
NOPE
*I need to hide*
*hides*
Emilia: Cool place -v-
Emilia: futa girls unite uwu
Nadia: yasssss gurl uwu
(n c) … -+-
(night guard: FRICK 20% POWER!!!
Freddy: *laughing*
HAHSHDHDBSJSJSJ
bruh
...
*power becomes 0%*
Freddy: *musicbox plays*
hey Freddy your fly is down
Freddy: hm?
*runs away*
Freddy: HEY
i drew javier bc why not
beeg hair
his hair very poofy
what if I just *smooshes hair *
-you feel lots of floofy soft silkyness in yo hands-
Javier: *snoring quietly*
h huh wow *sits next too*
Wait how come you can't open your eyes??
Javier: I dunno
Wait you can’t! Aw you poor thing!
Javier: I can still see though
oh?
C: Who's that?
B: I dunno but he has a guitar :0
C: so what T-T
B: he's cool
Javier: *sleeping*
(bonnie) *tuning*
HOLY FUCK I'M JUST NOW LISTENING TO FL-CHANS SONGS AND THEY FUCKING SLAP
HUH WHA
HHHHHHHH I'M ON FL-SLAYER RN AND IT'S REALLY GOOD
UWU
what ovo
idk
why are you hard
Javier: idk
ohh!
Javier: what
your hard? I can’t see it?
Javier: *points to pants and you see his dick throbbing through his pants*
oooohhh cute
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Five nights at Freddy's, is this where you want to be I just don't get iiiittt
Why do you wanna stay? FIVE NIGHTS AT FREEEEEDDDDIIEEEESSS
uh oh the unstoppable three 
