FUCK · By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
(tc( I AM HERE
well *undoing bib* you want this
shhh
*hugging*
go on then *spreads legs *
(s) I will fucking shove you down the vent
*pouring gasoline *
yea that’s right
I might sleep
yea
(security Puppet: ... i hate this job
hmmmm I’m gonna go back in time to the pizzeria with toy Freddy in it maybe I’ll be accepted there
*time travels*
*walks in* helllloooo!... Wait where is everyone?
uhhh...
(If anyone’s listening this would be their que)
(somebody? Please?)
(aaaaand this is why I quit itch)
(say what I wasn’t seeing you in ma notifs sorry 😢)
(Tf) on stage*
(oh sorry)
(Sp: hello toy Freddy! Where is everyone else?
oh they’re getting repaired!
GAH HAH MY CHOCOLATE SMALL BOY!
*throws chocolate * AAAHHHAH
SORRY!
*stops*
(bonnie) *yoinks a worm*
*momch*
(b) it’s true
*hugs*
you ok?
(c) lemme show you
(lol)
(c) *speads legs)
Lolbit: Glitching “Wha, H-How did i-i get here?”
(night guard) *sitting*
L: “H-Hmm, another night g-guard eh? Hahaha!”
a ah! Oh gooood I knew I was gonna die
L: “Eh, at least you’re s-self aware, I’m too busy to k-kill you right now though! So u-uh, cya! Though I’d try harder next time”
h hey I’m friends with the others!
L: “‘Others’? Like Circus baby o-or Yenndo or or- B-Ballora?”
yea!
L: “Eh, hmm, are y-you eggs? in… D-Disguise!?”
n nope
L: “Aha! Uh, w-who are you.”
I didn’t se notifications sorry
What wanna do
AAAAAAAAAA WHHYYY
*waiting*
pico Aaa
alright how wants a fucking
yes
I WISH I LIVED IN THE PRESENT
WITH THE GIFT OF MY MISTAKES
BUT THE FUTURE KEEPS LURING IN LIKE A PACK OF SNAKEEEESSSS
finally someone who knows the song 😎
I've been waiting so long for someone to sing that song lmao
that song is so good lol
Lmao
(Lucas): This place isn't actually that scary
(Lucas): This place isn't that scary
(nightmare Freddy) damn bro
Yeah I'm not really afraid of anything here except for- *sees chica* OH FUCKING GOD
(c) WHAT THE FICK!
AAAAA
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
NEVER SEEN A BIRD WITH TITS
YES I'VE NEVER GET ME OUT OF HERE *presses button in office and shuts door*
Damn
I GIVE FRREEE SEX
NO
*shuts other door by pressing the left button*
heh daammnnn you looking sexy ~
huh time to work on the night again
Amn that sound terrible
(c) JESUS
*makes him vomit the oat meal out
*sees lump* I uh think you did
do you want me to clean yA?
*laighing*
I have been seeing all this in my head like this holy shit
*sigh* this nightshift is boring
(foxy) *bangs into door *
huh?
AGH YARH
AH NAH
*closes door*
OI OPEN YOU TWAT
NOPE
*I need to hide*
*hides*
(n c) … -+-
(night guard: FRICK 20% POWER!!!
HAHSHDHDBSJSJSJ
...
*power becomes 0%*
hey Freddy your fly is down
*runs away*
beeg hair
what if I just *smooshes hair *
h huh wow *sits next too*
Wait you can’t! Aw you poor thing!
oh?
(bonnie) *tuning*
HUH WHA
UWU
what ovo
ohh!
your hard? I can’t see it?
oooohhh cute
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