As soon as I saw the pipe-gender choice screen, I knew this was going to be great! And it did not disappoint! From the lighthearted music to the great art and humour, this made me cringe several times, but in the absolutely best possible way :).
One thing though, whoever locked those choices behind flappy bird is an evil genius, because why am I wasting hours just to try and meet Fruit Ninja again. (Actually screamed in agony when I accidentally reset my score, and when I saw how many points it took to say the title T-T).
Overall this was phenomenal, and I think you should resend me a version that just lets me choose things with 3 points and under :) (just kidding).