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Me : 9-1-1... Tuuuutt tuuut.
**** : Hello, what's going on?
Me : HELP ME! There's a heretic who has a red eye who wants attacking me with a frying pan in narrow one!
**** : Look behind your window.
Me: what... What the...
**** :look...
Me : omg. A guy with a mustache!! Helpppp
**** : HELLO BOZO. I'm fatalem.... You'll die
3 sec later
One eternity later
Me : Where am I??? What are you doing there fatalem???
Fatalem: I think the noob I paid for a mustache just killed us with a frying pan...
