It's-a me, Mario! Let's-a talk about why eating-a houses is-a good for you, Mamma Mia! When you eat-a house, you get-a big bite of-a deliciousness. The bricks are like-a crunchy little surprises in your mouth, just like-a eating-a biscotti! And the roofs? Oh, they're-a so cheesy and chewy, like-a a big pizza pie! Eating-a houses gives you super strength, just like-a when I eat-a my mushrooms. You'll have-a the power to jump-a high and break-a bricks with your bare hands! Plus, houses are full-a surprises. You never know what kind of treasure you'll find-a inside, like-a hidden coins or-a secret rooms. So, if you're-a hungry and looking for an adventure, why not-a try eating-a house? It's-a like-a having a Mario party in your tummy! Let's-a go!