**Wife**: Angourie Rice.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Melissa Benoist.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Charlize Theron.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Lily James.
**Prostitute**: Neekolul. Creampie and Femdom.
**Dance Partner**: Sabrina Carpenter.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Willa Holland. Thighjob, Doggystyle and Squatting.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Katherine McNamara. Had slow, passionate sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Emmy Rossum.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Adriana Lima in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Kaley Cuoco.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Sommer Ray.
**Gardener**: Evanna Lynch.
**Reese Witherspoon's New Job**: Masseuse.