**Wife**: Emeraude Toubia.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Charlize Theron.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
**Prostitute**: Annalise Basso. Anal and Creampie.
**Dance Partner**: Demi Rose.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Eliza Taylor. Thighjob, Anal and Carrying.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Adriana Lima. Had slow, passionate sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Dakota Fanning.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Adriana Lima in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Rihanna.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Francesca Capaldi.
**Gardener**: Amanda Seyfried.
**Reese Witherspoon's New Job**: Nurse.