Could you make a Linux version?
I don't have wine (and don't have the disk space), but still want this to send my productivity into the abyss.
Perhaps the goose can open a terminal window with Vim open instead of Notepad, for that extra awfulness. Tell X to remove the title bar if you REALLY want the goose to be bad.
My friend, I found some random versions on github, here https://github.com/Ibrahim2750mi/linux-goose/
https://github.com/farfalleflickan/desktop-tux
tho not as good, i dont think, havent tried them, they are something tho?