1. If it was a joke, try to add more expression in it. It's not my understanding that's slow, it's urs. U need to add expression to make it be obvious that it's sarcasm.
2. Looking at ur k/d, yes, u have killed nine, plus, I don't see any noobie guests in red team.
3. Look at star's k/d, it's ten times better than urs.
4. U do wield a sword, no excuse.
5. All the ppl in red are still in squad, they r not random players.