Okay, first things first: I LOVED THIS MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD.
The writing was very refreshing, I found myself smiling at how relatable you wrote the main character. ALSO, I absolutely lost my shit at Jess' "dark secret"! My favorite line has to got to be "A couple liters of mayonnaise ago". That scene was so vivid in my mind, I laughed for a good five minutes! Thank you for making this! :) (also, I love your sprites and backgrounds SO MUCH. Like, ughhhh they're beautiful...)