Only children imagining how siblings greet each other: "hey sis" "hey bro"
how me and my sisters greet each other:
"Oi loser!" Or "Puck you" or by engaging in physical combat. (Can't say "fuck" or else mom is gonna slap us across the country)
you always gotta get into the most unorthodox conversations a person could possibly get into.
Like "if you wore your socks inside out then, technically... isn't the entire universe except you wearing the socks?"
"but then the socks are not surrounding the universe they are just facing it so not really"
"you right..."