a friend of mine who i haven't talked to in a few years actually outgrew a few of his heart valves and he had to get them replaced with pig [heart] valves. the reward he got for surviving those surgeries (and just like a get well gift) was his own goddamn trailer house (which is parked right next to his massive ass trampoline) with an Xbox One, 4k ultra HD flatscreen Roku TV, dishwasher and oven, a desk, a bed and a nook for reading. i had told another friend of mine about him and he's like "bro that kid is living the goddamn life bro wtaf"