I laughed out loud at the number of choices! Way to push this to its logical extreme - like, what is the max number of possible choices you can give your audience at once? Also, way to go, the text input implementation works great. I can feel your personality in this project, and I'm interested in what the back-end of this piece looks like. The back-room-behind-Twine part is funny, too.
I'm curious, if you added one more thing to this, what would it be?