Super Cool Advanced Game Engine -
STORY: As a last ditch effort to get yourself out of a major rut in your struggling quest to become a Super Pro Game Dev, you sign up for a Super Cool game jam. The only rule is that you must use the Super Cool Advanced Game Engine to build your game.
GAMEPLAY: Navigate through a complex, insanely bloated spiderweb of features in the Super Cool Advanced Game Engine to try and make a functioning game! There are many features which are deprecated, but you don't know which ones, and almost every feature requires you to download a giant package that crashes your operating system and requires you to restart your computer. Nothing about it is intuitive, but don't worry - you can consult the Docs! The Super Cool Advanced Engine comes with the Super Informative Documentation, a link to a single massive, ancient HTML page with 404 links for everything. you also can't post in the forum without getting verbally assaulted, banned, and SWATted for asking stupid questions~