This game changed my life drastically. Each part of its scrumptiously top notch content made me realize how much life is worth living for. Its graphics were immaculate, perfect to the most minimal pixel on screen! The poses of the characters were fresh and original, they made me feel so alive! The clipping models were simply poetic, a true expression and metaphor of the imperfection of the human being, and how that makes us, indeed, perfect. The hentai scenes were simply marvelously done, filling my devoided heart with excitement and curiosity about its enticing characters and the shenanigans they found themselves wrapped upon. The dialogue was, oh, so beautiful, each word narrated was like the sweetest of candies to my eyes, blessed to have witnessed such a fine work of art. The comedy was simply awesome, so diverse and well done that I'm writing this from my hospital bed after a lung surgery for laughing so hard! And the ending was simply beautiful, managing to bring tears to my eyes!
This is, truly, the masterpiece of a century- no, of a millenia! And I hope more fellow human beings can come around to experience such a wonderful, tasteful, marvelous game, for I'm sure, it's the catalizer of what will bring us back together, to live peacefully as one united community.