French sucks why would anyone want to learn French, I want to kill French that's what, I hate French. Since no one will appreciate my useless French talent, you guys will!
Je ne parle pas français.
J'ai bu de l'eau avant-hier.
Salut, je deteste s'ennuye.
By the way I just said:
"I do not speak French."
"I drank water before yesterday."
"Hey, I hate being bored." (Hey as a casual hello, usually said among friends)
Aren't I so smart. I'm a big smarty pants.