*deep exhale* I miss Lazy Town.
It was just a stupid little show for stupid little kids.
Whatever happened to just stupid little shows for stupid little kids? Now all the kids shows are... well actually stupid. Or maybe it's just my nostalgia that makes me like these shows idk.
I actually rewatched a few Lazy Town episodes and it's a fun thing to watch if you've got nothing better to do or have something to do but want some background noise or are eating and just wanna watch smthn while you eat. It's enjoyable, maybe a bit childish and slightly repetitive but that's kinda what it's about. It's just a fun stupid show that teaches kids to be healthy.
Uncle Grandpa doesn't teach you anything, it's just a stupid show to keep stupid kids brains occupied. I love Uncle Grandpa, Uncle Grandpa is great and you can fight me on that.
Courage the Cowardly Dog was amazing. No idea how it passed as "for kids" but CtCD (yes I am too lazy to type the whole name, thank you for noticing) was absolutely amazing and still haunts my nightmares to this day.
PPG (Power Puff Girls) they ruined it... they ruined my childhood... why did they reboot it, IT WAS PERFECT AS IS WHY WHY DID THEY REBOOT IT *dies on the inside* anyway old PPG was great, how HIM passed for children is also baffling, he terrified many kids, me not included surprisingly enough I actually liked HIM, I found him cool as a villain.
Totally Spies. So when it's women being tied up in weird situations it's fetish fuel but when James Bond is tied to a table with a laser rapidly approaching his crotch, no one says anything. People need help. THEYRE SPIES THEYRE BOUND TO GET CAUGHT UP IN WEIRD SITUATIONS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THEY JUST GO ON MISSIONS ABOUT WHAT LIKE TAX FRAUD OR SMTHN. I'm so fckn done, so fckn done. Oh and, the spin-off is cringe af. I tried to like it but... I just couldn't. Sorry.
Fairly Odd Parents. Timmy is an average kid, that no one understands- mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands "BED TWERP" doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly, by his magic little fish who grant his every wish cause in reality they are his odd parents fairly odd parents wands and wings floaty crowny things odd parents fairly odd parents bbhshh... words and more words idk this part- odd parents fairly odd parents, it flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly odd parents "yeah right"
Dexter's Labratory. All I know is that I watched it, do I remember anything about it, no, just that I liked Dee Dee as a kid even though she's supposed to be annoying. Ofc I liked Dexter his name is literally in the title so I didn't feel the need to mention it, but yeah I liked Dee Dee.
Spongebob Squarepants. Wait, why's he called "Squarepants" if his pants are a rectangle. Yk what, whatever, it's a kids show with an underwater, talking sea sponge, with legs and arms, that wears a suit, and flips burgers for a living as it's main character, it's not supposed to make sense. Spongebob Squarepants was my life force as a child. If you didn't watch Spongebob Squarepants I can only imagine how sad your childhood must've been. You're missing out.
Rugrats, I don't remember shit about Rugrats, I don't even remember their NAMES all I remember is that I used to watch it all the time with my cousins on the telly. We loved Rugrats and I don't remember a SINGLE THING. (I called it a "telly" now I really sound like I went to British school cause I did)
Girl Meets World. I refuse to explain further.
Scooby Dooby Doo- I loved Scooby Doo and I still do, I will never not like Scooby Doo. I think Shaggy deserves more appreciation though. My favorite movies are ones where Shaggy usually plays a bigger part but I love all the movies and the shows except for Scoob and the adult spin off that hasn't even come out yet. Otherwise, I love Scooby Doo. It's just a group of teens and their dog solving mysteries that seem at first to be supernatural but turn out to be some old guy in a costume with a bone to pick.
Teletubbies, I wat hed Teletubbies as a kid. I did not understand it at all "why are these weird alien creatures talking to children through their bellies... why does the sun have a baby's face... mom I'm scared" but I watched it. I think I kinda just spaced out at the screen and didn't really pay attention. I just drank my choccy milk and ate my cereal in front of the tv while just looking at the pretty colors to distract my tiny child brain.
Barney. The only thing I remember from Barney is the "I love you" song. Otherwise I really did not care for anything Barney or the kids had to say.
GUMBALL I STILL WATCH GUMBALL. Gumball is so great and you can't convince me otherwise, even if you talked yourself into next century I will still like Gumball. Ngl tho, some of the episodes traumatized me. I will never recover but it's fine I still like Gumball.
Lab Rats. Lemme tell you, I was one of those Disney XD kids ok. I watched Disney XD alm the time. Lab Rats, Mighty Med, Kickin' It, Jessie etc. I watched it all and they all deserved better except for Kickin' It I kinda don't care for Kickin' It. Anyway if Mighty Med doesn't get rebooted on a better channel so it can get the attention it DESERVES that woukd be great, but we all know stupid fucking Disney is never gonna do that cause they suck.
ADVENTURE TIME, I don't think I watched any of the deep lore stuff, I just watched the fun weird episodes at the start of the show, none of the other stuff. I like Jake. I found out a while ago that Jake is dead now. So that's fun.
I've talked abt this long enough