Some of the options for the assistants, such as kevin's foot licking and shrinking, don't seem to be working? I've bought and unlocked everything, but clicking those options don't work.
Sorry for the late reply. You may already know, but there is a hidden level system for the assistants that I need to make more visible. In order to unlock the other abilities you have to first gain assistant exp by using their available options. I'll look into making this clearer as it's not too obvious at the moment.
Unless you already know this and this is a different issue. Either case I'll look into it