psssst…over here…i got somethin' for ya if that's a bother
EDIT: the above link now points to version 2 of the guide which is much more comprehensive than the first version and also includes a more proper tutorial; if you still want version 1 for some reason it's here
also if anyone wants to see a high-res version of the "glossy card" part of the start screen, here's that as well
EDIT 6/24/25: i fixed the above links. note that the guide is a little stale now because more things have been added to the game—it's still broadly useful, just no longer as comprehensive. i have plans for a v3 but lily and i are actually planning out a lot of new stuff to add to the game rn so i might wait until there's a lull in development or something.