My mother always told me: whatever you are, be a good one. I've meandered through mindless jobs, pointless hobbies, and expensive schooling only to find that no endeavor suits my inescapable black sheep nature. Until I discovered your creation, Vladimir. Nothing inspires me to improve and become my best self quite like the pure survival of zigs and zags. Sooner or later, this godsend will take me into an even darker place on the outside world. But until then, I'll be here. #bettertoburnoutthanfadeaway