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Monster High: The Movie, not as bad as I thought, still not worth your time. Unless you're planning on going blind.

But I should say that Cleo De Nile was some of the most insulting shit I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure these people have never heard of character progression or development. There's only story, no character. At no point during this movie did I feel like anyone improved or was better by the end. Clawdeen saves Cleo's life once and all of a sudden Cleo does a total 180? Sure, yeah, whatever you say.

All my homies hate g3 Cleo cause she's based off no research whatsoever and is extremely insulting to Ancient Egyptian culture.

Cleo notes that she studied with Heka, the ancient Egyptian god of magic and medicine, once in this movie, otherwise, that fact is practically non-existent. She also pronounces 'Heka' like 'hecca' which is weird and also not how you pronounce it. She says 'Oh my Ra' once and during every other point in the movie, you wouldn't even realize she's supposed to be ancient Egyptian royalty.

I don't think any of the emotional beats hit hard enough, they're either cut short or turned into a song and the songs aren't bad but they don't do a really great job of capturing the emotion they're trying to capture so by the end you probably couldn't care less about the characters and what they want or why.

It's honestly just watching a series of events unfold. If ur into that stuff then knock yourself out but personally, I don't enjoy that.

The songs came at the worst times imo, and I just wanted them to end.

I already talked about the fashion nightmare the movie is so I'll skip over that. 

This movie was an hour and thirty minutes of my life wasted. Nothing happens, and I mean it.

I noticed a few youtubers going on youtube to say that "oh it's not that bad" and yeah it isn't... but it's not really good either. Especially Cleo and the absolute shit they made her into, she's just a white pov of ancient Egypt and I hate it.

This entire movie was just:

and that pretty much sums it up. At no point did I genuinely care.

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I started re-watching g1 Monster High and I think the reason g3 failed in it's attempt to re-vamp an old show was because they forgot what made Monster High special in the first place. That it wasn't like other girls... literally. Monster High wasn't afraid to be whatever it wanted. Even the motto "we are monsters, we are proud" Monster High was all about just being who you are and owning it. The characters were who they were and they owned it, they didn't let people tell them wrong. Each character was different and special. That's what they got wrong. It's just not interesting anymore because it's not special anymore. "Show your true monster heart" just doesn't really hit that well does it? The original motto makes me feel like I want to shout it out and tell everyone about it, the new one makes me feel like a baby. It's just not special. It's not fun... or funny. Like at all, all the jokes are so flat. It lost the charm that made Monster High special in the first place. That's where they went wrong.

and also g1 never took itself too seriously all the time, not everything has to be so serious. One of the parts that made g1 especially charming was the play-on-words.

Scarice, city of frights (Paris, city of lights)

Boo York (New York)

Boovie (movie, though that one wasn't present in s1)

Spooktacular (spectacular)

Beast (best)

Biteology (Biology)

Creature (teacher)

Casketball (basketball)

Creeperific (terrific)

Creepateria (cafeteria)

Curdy (cute + nerdy, this one isn't play on words, it's just adorable)

E-gore (e-mail)

the list just goes on and it's honestly adorkable. It's so fun and charming, even if I was 80 I'd still love it. It was interesting unlike just "haha bad actually means good in this world isn't that so funny haha hilarious and totally not overused haha lol" it's just so overdone and boring. It doesn't even fit the Monster High universe. Maybe they thought it was "too childish" but that's exactly it, that's exactly what made people of ALL AGES love it so much. It was fun and felt fun to watch. Now it's like they sucked all the life out of it. G2 was too childish, g3 was too lifeless.

Fear leading (cheer leading)

Jaundice Brothers (Jonas Brothers)

Justin Biter (Justin Bieber)

Monstallica (Metallica)

William Shakesfear/Spookspheare (William Shakespeare)

Boofriend (boyfriend)

Ghoulfriend (girlfriend)

Dismembers (members)

Hall moanitor (hall monitor)

Manster (male monster)

Normie (human)

Vamposer (poser)

Mad science (science)

Hauntlywood (Hollywood)

Londoom (London)

Eiffel Terror (Eiffel Tower)

Vampitheater (Amphitheater)

iCoffin (iPhone)

Eek-vite (invite)

FrightTube (YouTube)

Critter (Twitter)

10 Things I Creep About You (10 Things I Hate About You)

Clawless (Clueless)

Twi Hard (Twilight and Die Hard)

Truth or scare (truth or dare)

Dairy Scream (Dairy Queen)

New Yuck Times (New York Times)

Skull-utations (salutations)

Oh my goth! (oh my god/gosh)

Oh my ghoul! (oh my god/gosh)

Boo-la la (ooh la la)

Thank gore (thank god/gosh)

Thank ghoulness (thank goodness)

Voltageous (no real meaning but it's a positive exclamation used by Frankie)

Fangtacular (spectacular,, mostly used by Draculaura but anyone can use it)

Fangtasic (fantastic, mostly used by Draculaura but anyone can use it)

Ghoulest (coolest)

Clawsome (awesome, mostly used by Clawdeen but anyone can use it)

Scaritage (heritage)

Creepover (sleepover)


there's so many I'm getting kinda dizzy.

Bloodies (buddies)

In my opinion, they pretty much whitewashed all the character's. Like how clawdeen looks SOO much lighter ( and i do understand that its make up and editing but the actor is also pretty light aswell) than her actual character, and not to mention about what they did to my girl draculara T-T. The reboot is legit nothing like the og's, the only thing similar is the names and the evironment. Nobody looks the same, the love intrest are not the same, they took characters out, and the story's are just plain. The things about og monster high is there unique characters and storys. Even if the story is similar to many others, it puts a good spin on it to make it good and enjoyable. AND THE SINGING OMG THE SONGS The new gen WILL NEVER understand how og monster high blessed our ears with boo york. but sorry for this little rant, im a huge fan of monster high and seeing what they did to the characters made me cry.

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Right, they're so whitewashed.

Where's the Transylvanian accent? Where's the vegan? It's just plain and really don't make sense. The whole thousand year war thing with witches is probably the stupidest shit I've ever heard. They do absolutely nothing to sell that concept. I am in no way convinced and I literally do not care.

Clawdeen is like British food. She's unseasoned. No spices, no seasoning, nothing. Plain as shit, no flavor. Basic. Has the personality of a cardboard box. What other words can I use to describe how plain she is?

Frankie is... no character development. They're just there to be Frankie and that's pretty much it, which is sad because Frankie is one of my favs, it hurts my soul to see them go through this.

CLEO DE NILE IS SO WHITE IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE HOW MUCH MORE WHITE CAN THEY MAKE HER? CULTURE ERASURE AT IT'S FINEST

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also no it's fine. I tend to accidentally rant a lot and go on and on about topics etc. so I don't really mind it if other people rant. I think it makes conversation more interesting and easy.

We all died a little on the inside seeing how they ruined them.

There's also no character growth or character progression at any point in this whole movie. At no point did I feel liek any of these characters were different at the end of the movie than they were at the beginning