me casually:
“It’s like trying to solve a puzzle without the edges and I always start with the edges, if the edges aren’t there, I can’t do the puzzle cause that’s just how it works.”
*rants about the most random subject ever*
“What if *situation that will never happen like ever* wouldn’t that be crazy?”
“Dude, *something completely random and off-topic*”
“NO YOU MUST LISTEN TO MY RANT ABOUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE LORE OF A CERTAIN MEDIA”
“Will someone please talk to me about *subject that is no longer relevant whatsoever* please…”