My brain is on fire, I think I'm having a seizure.
Lots of cards of the screen, in all sides of the screen, very lackluster "tutorial"... dunno... my head honestly hurts, and I did read the description here before playing.
In case you're not aware, this is a Ludum Dare entry, so while I regret releasing it in such a state, unfortunately there isn't much I can do about it now that it's published.