In 50 years time, you'll be chilling on your yacht by the beach pondering the story of your life. You'll inevitably put on Drake (💀💀💀) on the radio and you'll instantly be taken back to the rough times. You'll be reminded of your most embarrassing test scores, the most awkward scenarios with your high school crush and the lowest of lows in college. But when your grand-children ask you what brought you joy in life; you'll be sucked right back into these moments. You'll utter two words. Capy. Museum. Capy Museum. Capy. Bara. Museum. The mere thought of Capy Museum will overwhelm you pure bliss and joy. There is nothing else in life that can even measure up to the euphoria that you experience while playing this game. Capy Museum is a timeless classic that will ultimately prove to stand the test of time. This game transcends generations. It IS a universal language. The beauty of this game is found in it's simplicity. When you think about the previous best-selling video games of all time, Minecraft, Chess and Tetris top the list. What do these all have in common? These are beautifully simplistic games. However, the X-Factor in Capy Museum is the unforgettable story-telling. The story is filled to the brim with several first-class scenes that outclass every other piece of literature found on the plant. From the very beginning the player feels a sense of might and adventure when they lay their eyes upon the behemoth that is the Capybara White House Museum. With every twist and turn they take, every secret door they open and each staircase they climb, the player takes control of their own destiny and molds reality into whatever they want it to be. What truly puts this game above the top echelon is the flawless soundtrack. The game samples the uber-famous hit song 'After Party' by Don Toliver, and it does not disappoint. The 8-Bit rendition of the classic fills the player with a sense of comfort and familiarity, while the party version really encapsulates the atmosphere and the thoughts of a capybara. Now, when you think of the majestic Capybara, the first thing that comes to mind is the energetic and melodic beat featured in 'After Party' and I attribute a majority of this connection to this game. Don Toliver is now a relevant artist in the hip-hop community thanks to this game. Playing this game is truly an eye-opening experience; it's like you become an entirely different person after you log on for the first time. The message behind this game is so simple yet so powerful. Capybara. Even just mentioning that word gives me the chills. The only part that sucks about playing this game at such a young age is that we've peaked as mortal beings. There is nothing more to life. That's it. Only when you accept that, that is when you unlock your full potential. This game becomes your full time job. Twenty-five hours a day, eight days a week. You become one with the Capy. If society wants to change for the better, Capy Museum is the only solution. If I could summarize this game with one statement it would be the following:
'Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari'
- Don Toliver (A.K.A. The Capy Diety) 2020
Final Rating: Gort/10