“…people are assholes.”
"haha...yeah...have you ever...uhm...kissed someone?...I'm pretty bad at these questions"
“I wish.”
"I think I have in like kindergarten"
“weird flex but ok”
"it wasn't a good experience"
“…I’m not gonna inquire you any further on that- uh have you ever… dbhalsgalalh… uh… have you ever, your mom? I actually don’t know what to ask. Have you ever broken into private property?”
"yeah I do it a lot"
“really?”
"yeah"
