Stories From the Ctp Archives... Entry #4, The VHS Trope Story...
So: Ok Coolguy, it's 3am, you have the stupid fucking tape correct...?
C: HELL YEAH I DO!
Ae: I still have no idea why you're so... Excited...?
C: BECAUSE! The last people who viewed this "cursed tape" DIED! Do you know what that means!?
Ae: That we're gonna kill ourselves, or be skinned or possessed or some stupid shit like that?
C: NOO! Obviously the ways the last known three people to watch the tape died in such normal ways that it's a coincidence! Think about it, heat stroke, car and then died in hospital, and then diabetus killing the last one!
So: Those things shouldn't be normalized...
C: My bad.
Ae: So are we gonna watch the stupid thing or sit here and speak until it hits 4'o'fucking A.M?
C: OH RIGHT! LETS DO THIS WOOOOO!
So: this... Won't end excellent will it...
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Ae:...
So:...
C:...
C: Well that sucked, wasn't even scary.
Ae: I know right, well I'm going to bed.
C: See y'all in the morn'.
Ae: Stop that.
C: What?
Ae: "morn'"
C:......
Goodbye...
Ae: see ya! ... Soip you coming?
So: I'll walk home...
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Ae: Good morning Soip!
So: He- Hey uh Aetrul I need you to come over to [CENSORED] immediately o- okay!?
Ae: Uh... Alright then?
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Ae: Alright Soip, what's up?
So: Look, don't freak out... But I need you to look in that storage unit...
Ae: Okay, wh-...
*Upon the two's gaze was a skinned corpse of Coolguy, blood all over the floor*
Ae: WHA- *HOLP*
*Aetrul puked at the sight of his dear friend's corpse, tears streaming down Aetrul's distraught face... When suddenly*
So: Guess you were right about one of us being skinned, huh.
Ae: Ho- How can you be so- so calm right n- now...? Coolguys co- co- corpse... is right there, how are you so calm...
So: Meh...
Ae: MEH!? MEH!? MEH!? What the HELL is wro- wrong with you!?
So: Lots... I mean, I've been through a lot...
*Aetrul, nervous, looked around to see what could have happened, until he saw a knife in the corner of the storage unit, along with the vhs and a gun... Aetrul knew what to do.*
*He bolted to the gun, and aimed it at Soip in anger*
Ae: What the actual FUCK is wrong with you!?
So: I wouldn't be holding that if I were you...
Ae: Oh sure, try and stop me. Or better yet, take this shot to the head!
*BANG*
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So: And then I saw Aetrul kill himself, tears were running off my cheeks as I had just witnessed my best friends deaths...
News Reporter: Thank you for your words... Do you think you know why this happened.
So: That cursed tape, if we hadn't viewed it this would have never happened. If only Aetrul hadn't convinced us... If only...
News Reporter: Thank you for your time Soip. And we here at Channel 3 News are sorry for your loss.
So: Thank you for listening... Have a good night...
News Reporter: Following this tragic event, the tape will be hidden away where no one would think to look... I am Tom Rider, signing off.
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So: Heheh... HEheh... HEHEHEHAHAHAH!
So?: Those fools set me free once more, the cycle will continue, spirits within that tape will come free upon being viewed by a group of 3, then 2 will die tragically and the third will be free once and for all... No one will stop us...
*Little did the possessed Soip know, someone found the whole situation fishy and just heard all they needed to know... A determined man and their best friend... Just found out the truth, and now need to find this tape...*
"Will we find this tape... That I do not know... But if there is a hope of this 'cycle' breaking, then it is up to me and Chitoz... I am Eidk Whichlank... And hopefully my next writing here will be about me finding this tape and breaking the cycle once and for all."