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Try to get your money to zero before reaching the coffee shop! That's the only hint I can give, sorry. Good luck!

Still can't seem to figure it out. I get to $5,800,000,000 and then anything I spend is small fries in comparison.

Do I have to make money first and then lose it?

You do not need to earn money to unlock the secret endings.

Ah, okay, I figured it out. Took a while of understanding how to finagle the system to let me delete Twitter. =)

Ooh, congrats!!

Maybe another hint Kris?  I'm really enjoying this, but after trying every combination I can think of, it's just down to me randomly clicking and I still can't find any of the secret endings.

Hmm. To be honest, there may be combinations even I don't know about, but Stexe mentioned one choice that is very useful. Apart from that, just some general guidance...

  • There are certain cases where you don't need to exhaust the full list of options to advance to the next leg of the story. Try looking for opportunities to skip ahead sooner.
  • There's no real nickel-and-dime-ing involved. You only need to click on a handful of options and most of them are big-ticket items (that is, in the billions).
  • If you've EARNED money at any point (by going to the bathroom, talking with your nibling, etc), you can't access the secret endings at all and will need to rewind or start over.

I hope that helps a little. Good luck!

I've tried again and again and i can't seem to find the secrets. Can we please get some more hints?