Story Time: the mystery bug
Ao my sister’s friend was over at out house and we decided to watch clueless because we hated ourselves, so in the middle of the movie, some sort of bug typa thing just falls down from the top of the tv and makes a noise from falling. We were all like “what was that?” So we opened the lights and checked it out. It was a bug. Everyone was too afraid to go near it because we had no idea what it was, and I was sacrificed as the one to kill it. But as I looked the disgusting, greenish-brown, long legged, crusty ass insect right in the eyes… it flew at my face and disappeared. We haven’t seen the bug since then, but we think it pinched me and we’re eternally terrified of it. It had really ugly front legs, I only saw it for a moment so I’m not sure if it had antennae or not but I don’t think it did, it had wings. Like mosquito wings, but that was no mosquito. It was too big, legs were too short. They were long but not long enough. It looked like some kinda mosquito fly hybrid thing. And it (probably) gave me the weirdest insect pinch of my life. Or not, we don’t know what bit me but it’s the only explanation so… anyway if anyone can find out what it is that’d be great. We were joking about it being a new species and we get to name it’s non scientific name and we’d call it “urmom”
“Aw dang it. A urmom pinch. I hate when I get those.”
“MOOOOOM, THERES A URMOM IN THE HOUSE.”
“Oh… I just killed a urmom.”