why does this dumbass porn game keep crashing on my high end pc
Seems to work just fine on my "mid range PC".
Maybe the "dumbass porn game" isn't the issue. Might be your set up and settings for your "high end PC". Maybe your firewall killed off a file it deemed "a threat" causing the game to hit a snag trying to use a file that isn't there. That tends to happen a lot with anti-virus software. Maybe a file got corrupted during the download due to some kind of interruption of your internet.
It could be a number of things really.
A high end PC doesn't always mean everything will work flawlessly. That just means it can handle more demanding graphics. A high end PC with poor configurations, letting anti-virus run unchecked or even just user error could render it just as useful as a mid range PC.