boys this is the one we've been waiting for. Ever since cyberpunk (bad game) came out I've been in a very bad and sad state. But now that I have this big game I have finally filled the hole in my heart that I thought would be forever missing. No game before this has touched my emotions in this way. No game has made me laugh like this, cry like this, scream like this, cry like this. If i could meet the dev i would prostrate myself before him and lick his shoes. Let me into your house.
I'm extremely disappointed now. After viewing this game, every single other game I playtest after this will not even hold a candle to this absolute game of all time. I'm shaking and crying right now--thank you for this life-changing experience.
Thank you for the opportunity to play this! I don't know what to do with myself anymore after playing this. I used to love games but now I only love this. I don't eat. I don't sleep. I only play this game. Despite this, the only thing that makes me sad is to think about never being able to play this game again after I fade away at my keyboard from starvation.
With its riveting gameplay, and over 50 hours of content "The Greatest Game on the planet" has been regarded by most as one of the top new indie games on the market. Here's a quote from an interview with the creator:
"The greatest game on the planet is an amazing game that is all about rolling dice. The objective of the game is to roll the dice and get the highest score possible. The game is very simple and easy to learn, and it is a lot of fun. I highly recommend this game to anyone who enjoys rolling dice."
With simple controls: just aim your mouse and click to play, the game is accessible to almost anyone. And there's no need to worry about graphics, as the games charming and simple art style is very undemanding and should run at high frame rates on any device.
Gameplay trailer:
In the game you play as someone desperately trying to roll a 6, while all other numbers are worthless to you. This creates an almost trance-like effect for the player, as they become laser focused on getting that 6, and so when you do manage to finally roll that sweet 6, you instantly get a dopamine rush from all the buildup that it took to get there, which is only reinforced by the in game message appears congratulating you. The game may only have 50 hours of playable content, but the real charm comes in its replayability. Each time you finish rolling and gain that sweet 6, it instantly transitions to the next level where you again have to roll a 6, which may sound like it gets monotonous, but it is anything but that, each time you roll that 6 it only gets more fun, it's truly only something that can be explained by playing the game.
As of writing, the game currently has over 1 morbillion downloads, with almost entirely 5 star reviews. Now you may be thinking "If this game is so great, then it must be expensive right?" Well, you'd be proven wrong, as you can play this game over on the creators itch.io page for completely free! This labour of love from the creator has been released to the public for precisely $0, so you really have no excuse not to play it.
Here's one glowing early review from one of the games first customers, a user by the name of MichaelMorb69_Minion :
"The Greatest Game On The Planet is an amazing game that is all about rolling dice. The game is so much fun and is really easy to play. I have never played a game like this before and I absolutely loved it. The game is perfect for any age and is really addicting. I would highly recommend this game to anyone who loves to roll dice or is looking for a new and exciting game to play. 5 stars"
Everyone here at Good Game Reviews has played it at this point, and we all highly recommend you at least give this game a try, as we're obsessed with it at this point, and in our books it is most definitely a 10/10.
wow thank you for this kind review, if i could review your review, i would demand more unfounded praise, but ive been banned from reviewing things in the reviewers act of 1473
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The most awesome game I've played in my entire life. I heard it can cure cancer too
yes
Pretty good game overall
Nice graphics, not too easy but not too difficult, and it fits the theme. Can't complain.
When they said "conkratilations" I was blown away. Unprecedented script writing.
this is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Let me in
boys this is the one we've been waiting for. Ever since cyberpunk (bad game) came out I've been in a very bad and sad state. But now that I have this big game I have finally filled the hole in my heart that I thought would be forever missing. No game before this has touched my emotions in this way. No game has made me laugh like this, cry like this, scream like this, cry like this. If i could meet the dev i would prostrate myself before him and lick his shoes. Let me into your house.
okay my address is 17 jort road, hotdog city, alaska, ill let you in my house
Thanks. I hate it XD
i'm cured.
Changed my life forever 99999999999/10
fixed my relationship with my wife 10/10
This is truly the Blue Album of video games
10/10 IGN Masterpiece.
I am now just a bean because of the game.
Try it.
I am a bean now.
i won a lot of times
yooo, is that weezer
I cannot believe Ninja and Popcat made a game
This is peak game design.
i feel like they procrastinated until the last ten minutes and then made this masterpiece.
nah i submitted it in the first 6 hours lol, would have been earlier but someone was hosting a gameshow
Great execution.
I'm extremely disappointed now. After viewing this game, every single other game I playtest after this will not even hold a candle to this absolute game of all time. I'm shaking and crying right now--thank you for this life-changing experience.
The unity loading screen gave me chills.
i cant play about half the unity webgl games submitted to the jam and i have no idea why
Woaahhhh!!
Nice
this cured my stage 6 cancer
Well, every game is now objectively worse than this.
Truly, a game of our generation!
Thank you for the opportunity to play this! I don't know what to do with myself anymore after playing this. I used to love games but now I only love this. I don't eat. I don't sleep. I only play this game. Despite this, the only thing that makes me sad is to think about never being able to play this game again after I fade away at my keyboard from starvation.
ill mail you a bottle of ketchup if you post your address
National Hwy, BBND 1ZZ, British Indian Ocean Territory, thank you so much!
conkratulacions on making this MASTAPIECE
Absolutely riveting and breathtaking. It truly is a masterpiece.
Seriously though this is really funny!
<3 !!!
best game ever
This is one of the games of all time!
"The Greatest Game on The Planet" - Good Game Reviews
by Quandalius Dinglenut
With its riveting gameplay, and over 50 hours of content "The Greatest Game on the planet" has been regarded by most as one of the top new indie games on the market. Here's a quote from an interview with the creator:
With simple controls: just aim your mouse and click to play, the game is accessible to almost anyone. And there's no need to worry about graphics, as the games charming and simple art style is very undemanding and should run at high frame rates on any device.
Gameplay trailer:
In the game you play as someone desperately trying to roll a 6, while all other numbers are worthless to you. This creates an almost trance-like effect for the player, as they become laser focused on getting that 6, and so when you do manage to finally roll that sweet 6, you instantly get a dopamine rush from all the buildup that it took to get there, which is only reinforced by the in game message appears congratulating you. The game may only have 50 hours of playable content, but the real charm comes in its replayability. Each time you finish rolling and gain that sweet 6, it instantly transitions to the next level where you again have to roll a 6, which may sound like it gets monotonous, but it is anything but that, each time you roll that 6 it only gets more fun, it's truly only something that can be explained by playing the game.
As of writing, the game currently has over 1 morbillion downloads, with almost entirely 5 star reviews. Now you may be thinking "If this game is so great, then it must be expensive right?" Well, you'd be proven wrong, as you can play this game over on the creators itch.io page for completely free! This labour of love from the creator has been released to the public for precisely $0, so you really have no excuse not to play it.
Here's one glowing early review from one of the games first customers, a user by the name of MichaelMorb69_Minion :
Everyone here at Good Game Reviews has played it at this point, and we all highly recommend you at least give this game a try, as we're obsessed with it at this point, and in our books it is most definitely a 10/10.
So what are you waiting for? Get rolling!
- GGR
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wow thank you for this kind review, if i could review your review, i would demand more unfounded praise, but ive been banned from reviewing things in the reviewers act of 1473
this is so sad despacito play alexa
wait did you genuinely spend longer making a review on a game than i spent on developing it
It took me about an hour and a half or so
i want to bear your child
AMAZING
Game of the year
Wow
Missing the trigger warning, hit very close to hom
almost cried very emotional
Incredible! Game of the year!
Amazing, Changed my life from playing this, was so sad when Dice #2345 was tragically betrayed by his brother on the number court, 10/10 storytelling