“great, then it’s settled. To the police station, I know exactly where it is because I’ve been there more times than I can count on both hands! That probably isn’t a good thing but eh.”
Dan: “so what did you do now?”
“Uh, actually I didn’t do anything. I’m here to ask if I’ve been reported missing.”
Dan: “…what?”
“I’ve been gone for more than a day now someone must have noticed.”
Dan: “well no one did.”
“Thought so.”
Dan: “that’s just sad.”
“Oh no, I don’t care. I just wanted to see my own missing poster. We’ll try again tomorrow then.”