"and, what about the fangs thing that makes absolutely no sense."
"OK and you had to dead-alive some rando on the streets? I mean, I didn't have a life anyway but what if you dead-alived someone with a family and a job and a life. You'd get a way more aggressive reaction. Did you even do a background check on me or at least like checked anything to make sure it was okay to dead-alive me. This is not how you make friends, this is how you make enemies who are also vampires."