“I’m not sure what I expected but… it definitely was not that…”
Insert passing out-
"hellooo... weird bitey person with teeth way too sharp to be normal... I mean... I would say... but that's crazy because those aren't real... you're just some freak of nature right... where are you! I'm not gonna talk to myself forever... soon I'll be talking to my hallucinations that I'll have out of complete boredom."
he just kinda walks around looking for them