"well I'm here, but my aim isn't to kill you"
“…kidnap me?”
"tee hee maybe"
“…well by just standing around and talking you’re basically just letting me run away before you can even lay a finger on me. I mean, I’m not gonna run away because I have nothing better to do but you get how stupid this is right?”
"hey, I'm trying my best okay? I'm not good at this whole kidnaping thing"
“…why are you kidnapping me anyway?”
"b/c that's just what I do" they say, stepping out of the ally
“…I don’t get it.”
A p p r o c h e s
"Meh, you will eventually"
“…Mhm, not weird at all, ok.”