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Developer here, if you're having issues opening the game, please ensure all files are present within the game's directory (if you are running from a zip file, try extracting it first). If this doesn't work, try pulling apart and eating your computer piece by piece, or putting a hole through your monitor. If that still doesn’t fix the issue, try stepping away from your computer, putting your hands over your head and screaming at the top of your lungs while running to the nearest shoe store. Once you are there, ask them to make you a cheeseburger.

Hope this helps!