A kind user has mentioned that Windows is convinced my software is malicious on some, if not all, of your PCs. I believe this is because I uploaded an executable file, and Windows dislikes downloading those directly. This was an awfully rudimentary mistake on my part.
I saw that my game baked down to be only seven megabytes and was elated at the small footprint. I uploaded it without considering what that would look like to the modern operating system.
I should have wrapped it in a zip first (even though it doesn't really need it for size reasons).
If you find a way to try my game, I laud you. Brave soul.
To the rest of you, I hope you enjoy the Jam! I will reupload after it is over and I am able.
Thank you, -Tobwa